Bob is old, seventeen actually. For such an old man, he gets around. Age seventeen for a human denotes a youngster, but not for a cat. Bob is a black, half-tailed cat. He's a fine fellow, having mellowed in his later years. No longer does he regularly nail a finger that touches him when he's not in the mood. He now seems to relish the gentle touch of his human family. We suspect it feels good to his old aging bones.
Though he moves around like a little elderly man most times, we have learned not to mistake that as an inability to move faster if the need arises. Our other four cats test him from time to time, swatting at his half-tail - always a sensitive area, or just get "in his face" thinking he won't react. This never fails to result in Bob slapping the offending party with his "fish hook" claws. Anyone who's met with these daggers can attest they are much like a true fishing hook, sinking deeply into the flesh.
This week, Bob ventured outside to be warm. His aging bones seem to be more affected by the air conditioning in the house, so he often requests, by sharpening his claws on the carpet, to go "Out". Into the South Mississippi heat and humidity he strolls to look for a bit of shade to rest.
On this particular day, we glanced out the front window to find him facing off with a lubber. Lubbers are exceptionally large grasshoppers, often marked with red or yellow-green striping on the abdomen. The lubber seemed not to know what to make of this encounter and began to move away from the driveway to the grass. Bob saw this as a game - "Bat the Bug". As the grasshopper moved, Bob would bat it like a ball.
Seeing the danger to the lubber, I called out sharply to him to stop. A family looked at me strangely as they passed the house on their afternoon stroll. Out of embarrassment, I explained to them that I was shouting at Bob, a cat. They smiled and moved on, perhaps a little more quickly than they had been moving before. Bob, as he frequently does, completely ignored me and continue to swat at the lubber. Before he could do damage, I ran over picked him up as he squirmed, and returned him to his air conditioned house. The lubber moved off across the yard, no doubt grateful that this furry creature had been removed.
The old man has since forgiven me of my intrusion into his game. A gentle massage of his head was all it took.
